BREAKING BUSINESS NEWS ALERT! STUNNING DROP IN CRANE SIGHTINGS: In keeping with recent drops in many markets, there's some interesting news based on the daily Singapore Crane Index Limited Economic Indicator. At last count an amazing 18 cranes are UP. (The photo above shows some of them.) One ship is slowly sidling up to a wharf, but I don't think it's going to happen quickly enough for any of the cranes to come down by 8:30 a.m., our typical reporting time. It's going to be close. Should we go live on network TV?....
There's a further complication. It looks like some cranes are MISSING. I should have noticed that they were on WHEELS. I will do all I can to make sure this does not affect the Singapore Crane Index Limited Economic Indicator. The worst that can happen is that it makes the ECONOMIC INDICATOR more LIMITED. That's OK. Relax, this might just be a CRANE CORRECTION.
Date: Feb. 25
Time: 8:15 a.m. (Singapore time)
Cranes Up (bad): 18
Cranes Down (good): 5
CRANES MISSING (unknown degree of goodness/badness): 5
CRANE UPDATE: SHIP GETS IN PLACE FAST
Date: Feb. 25
Time: 8:30 a.m. (Singapore time)
Cranes Up (bad): 16
Cranes Down (good): 7
CRANES MISSING (unknown degree of goodness/badness): 5
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